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Every May 17th on even number years is this holiday.
“Dude, I can’t believe it’s may 17th!”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s National Show Me Your Tits Day!”
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Drop dem titties on March 3rd ladies.
It's March 3rd, you know what that means right? It's National "Show Me Your Tits" Day! So go ahead, do it, ｎｏｗ.
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National Show Me Your Tits Day (or NSMYT Day) is the day in which all your friends have to show each other their tits - boobs - moobs.
Ayo its National Show Me Your Tits Day, send me your tits!
Goddamnit, fine.
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Its the ideal reply that overthrows pretty much any insult directed to you. Its a fast, effortless, efficiant, come back.
Bro 1: Hey man you smell like shit
Bro 2: Your mom's tits
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Bro 1: Ewww you look like sloppy today
Bro 2: Yeah, so did your mom's tits
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Bro 1: Dude why are you talking to Michelle she gets around
Bro 2: So do your mom's tits
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Used when decsribing another's mother's mammary glands. Or cancers thereof. It is what it is. Briem.
A: You dropped your keys down the toilet.
B: your mum's tits.
A: Fuck it's cold out today.
B: Your mum's tits.
A: Who cares about my mum's tits? I'm just saying it's cold.
B: Your mum's tits are cold.
A: Your mum's tits.
B: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples.
A: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples. ... 's cancer.
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The hottest/sexiest thing you will ever see in your god damn life!! You just wanna put your face in it all day long with that yummy salty sweat dripping them.
Damn jimbo your dads tits are looking hella hot today
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Used as a way of garnering attention when the attention is on others.
Attention seeker: Your nan's tits