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One of the best people you’ll ever meet. He has best personality to ever exist, will treat you right, and never ask for anything in return. No one can top him in how perfect he actually is. He’s great at making you smile and feel all fuzzy inside. Ahmed is caring, thoughtful, and creative in every way. If you meet one, it’ll be worth it and don’t doubt him for a second cause he means what he says and he’s amazing that way. You’ll fall in love INSTANTLY because he’s an amazing human being and deserves all my luv n support.
Girl 1: Is that handsome man Ahmed Yusuf??
Girl 2: You mean that adorable one right there?
Girl 1: Yes!
Girl 2: Yes it is! I think i’m in love.
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Yusuf Azeem is the hottest mf alive. He might move like an inflatable but have a massive horse cock. He loves chickens and id the worse rapper alive. He will be a rich husband and have 20 kids.
I want a Yusuf Azeem to have my kids.
I want to rap like Yusuf Azeem
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A mom who is a dirty Yemeni who likes rim jobs and nobody tells Yusuf because he is and Indian who tells bad jokes that nobody laughs at
Me: Yusuf's mom is such a dirty Yemeni
Friend: I know right
Me: we should ask her for a rim job
Friend:let’s go
Me: nvm Yusuf’s mom is a dirty Yemeni
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The greatest life long friend who will never let you down, will always be there for you. Fearless driver, amazing chef, coolest snowboarder, spidersy climber. A definition of beautiful humanbeing.
- do you know what's a feeling like having a best friend always there for you.
- ah, you mean Yusuf Furkan Öztürk!
Usually a black kid looking like an Indian, have 3 siblings and all of them are better than him. Sucks at basketball despite being black, have the worst taste in music and food. Like eating eggs with honey and dislike gluey brownies (we don't know why and how). Have curly hair but thinks it's straight, just like his sexuality, everyone thinks he's gay but he might be straight. Very bad at Spanish, he said and we quote "Tengo fifteen anos." Friends describe him as ignorant, dumb but nice sometimes. However, he is always ready, always Ramadan ready.
: I love my straight hair!
: Don't be such a Mohammed Yusuf Khan, your hair is clearly curly.
: No it's not.
: You're really being a Mohammed Yusuf Khan now, you might as well eat eggs with honey
: Yum!
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A short Egyptian kid who tries really hard to get friends. He thinks he is cool but he's actually pretty gay.
Mohammad Yusuf Khan: Yo whats up takreemsupre-
Takreem: NO ME GUSTA MOHAMMAD YUSUF KHAN
Kashman: F U MOHAMMAD
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Omg did u see Sulaiman and Yusuf watching porn
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