zippy pickle

A sex act so degrading, and thoroughly filthy, it has the effect of altering ones mood such that you feel like a cheap whore for at least a month. Maybe 2.

So anyway, I decided to do the zippy pickle for this clown of a guy, stupidly i thought he'd share his ferrari with me... turns out the only thing he shared was the clap.

Zippy Bean Water

Zippy Bean Water is the fuel of the powerful. Otherwise known as caffeinated coffee, Zippy Bean Water is consumed by only the strong. Zippy Bean Water is not for the faint of heart- drink at your own risk! Addiction is inevitable, but in the words of an addict, “too late for me, it’s worth it though”

Joe: Grayson! What are you on?? How do you possess so much power?

Grayson: ZIPPY BEAN WATER

Joe: Ah this decaf really hits the spot

Grayson: Decaf is for the weak! The weak shall perish.Only the strong live. Zippy Bean Water is holy. The strong drink Zippy Bean Water and get power. Zippy Bean Water is bomb

dirty zippy

when you grab a penguin and put its peak in your partner's anus and proceed to have anal sex with the penguin.

i pulled a dirty zippy last night with Ethan

zippy strong

the feeling you get after you just fucked a bitch on top of the empire state building while doing lines of blow and winning the lottery

man that yayo has me feelin zippy strong