When I woke up this morning the floor was covered in Zucchini soup.
When a girl gives you a dry hand job.
My shits all raw from that desert zucchini.
The name for an African who seduces his wife with the zucchini plant.
Husband: "Ehh mahn I got this neew vehgtable from da store douwn the street."
Wife: "Oh my god you're such a Zucchini Wakabeni rubbing that zucchini on my skin it's really turning me on."
Husband: "Wot."