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Dick Dave is a random guy at your child's school who organises parent meetings with all the mums. He is always extra friendly with the mums, he will lure you into the library office to "help him move some boxes" and then ravish you in his office with his dick. Dave is only around on Thursdays and will stop you in the hall at any chance he can get just to throw some Dave moves at you.
Me: Fine day Thursdays, you know why?
Stevie: Dick Dave Thursdays?
Me: Too right you are Stevie, too right you are.
Guy with a big dick, named Dave.
Big Dick Dave really knows how to swing it!
When someone does something stupid or without thinking
Did you hear what Joe did?
No. What happened?
He did a classic Dave move, he destroyed his TV while he was gaming.
A new burger at Wendy's that is often confused with something with a more vulgar meaning.
I could go for Dave's Hot and Juicy right about now.
Often followed by "Here's the Beef!"
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Guy with a big dick, named Dave.
Big Dick Dave really knows how to swing it!
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Large, heavily-muscled individual.
Woah, look at that dude. Fuckin, Big Dave Bautista!
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The motherfucking hustling pimp from the ghetto of Wheatley, known as "Dangerous Dave".
Often seen loitering near the Harrowden Road area of the Doncaster war zone, Dangerous Dave is well known for shooting any cunt who is heard listening to Texas.
Beware, he is NOT to be confused with dangerous dave - Dangerous Dave of Wheatley is much more ghetto and is not a fucking stain.
Who the fuck is that running at 300mph? It's DANGEROUS DAVE OF WHEATLEY!
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