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Halle-Jade's are amazing people, they care about others and always put others first. They may have some issues but always put them a side to help others.
Yeah my girl Halle-Jade is simply amazing.
A nasty ass chinese restaurant in kingston that uses dog meat as their "chicken"
-hey do you wanna go to jade garden for lunch?
-Nah I don't feel like eating dog today.
the missing piece to your puzzle. The comforting reminder that not everyone in this generation sucks. She will love you unconditionally and she will love you even on days you don’t love your self. An astonishing result of gods handy work. If you know her you’re lucky. She is a prime example that . The baddest bitches have been dealt a shitty hand but continues to play her cards like a fuckin boss. Girls wanna be her and guys wanna wife her 🫶🏼💕
Bro I really wish I could lock down a jade but my bank account on E so i gotta settle for tawny 😒
Jade is the type of girl you fall in love with at first sight and even wait years to make sure everything is perfect. She’ll steal your heart and cherish it. This is a person everyone would dream about dating and stare at in the halls of school. She’s just filled with joy and positivity that keeps you going. She sings for you and sleeps on call with you and, Attempts, to play oboe. Jade is such an amazing person, especially if her birthday is 5/28. She is short. But that’s okay because she’s literally perfect. This ones a keeper right there! Get yourself an Jade and have wonderful late night calls all the time! Don’t be a goof and keep her happy, because you’ll never find another person quite like Jade.
N: Hey didn’t you say you found someone named Jade?
C: Yea, she’s really amazing! Can’t believe how lucky I am. It’s still hard to imagine.
N: Why is she so short bro?
C: Why are you so damn fine bro?
N: Oh.
Jade is a ugly bitch, she can't get any guys because her pussy smells like fish.
Guy: EW, what's that smell??
Guy 2: It's Jade, she's festy.
A very cute, loving, soft, round, warm baby. Everyone loves jade because he is a ray of sunshine. When he feels cute, he becomes extra fat.
hey isn’t that adopted?
Yes thats Jade
Jade, a hot sexy female with a big ass. Beautiful black hair. She'll do any woman with pleasure in bed. If you have a Jade like this you're so lucky. Keep that bitch in you're hands forever. She's so sweet and the most amazing most kindest person you would ever meet. She got a whole lotta acne too. Big ass forehead and huge ass pimples.
sexy man: Yo Jade is that you?? Want to fuck tonight?
Jade: Bitch tf no, I'm into woman
sexy man: Fuck off!
Jade: Go stick your dick in a toaster, bitch