Starbucks Ninja

That guy who is able to cut in line at Starbucks without anyone noticing until it is too late.

That guy just walked in and already has his coffee, he is a Starbucks Ninja!

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ninja barista

An espresso machine operator with not only exceptional skill in producing the finest espresso shots and espresso-based drinks, but also with extreme dexterity, zen-like demeanor and lightning quick speed behind the bar. Generally is quiet and modest, but can deliver a killer shot of espresso.

Compare and contrast with the rockstar barista.

Before I even put down my two dollars, that ninja barista had a killer doubleshot of espresso in front of me.

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ninja sex

having noiseless sex (no squeaking springs or vocals) while one or more people are passed out in the same room.

li'l B was drunk and passed out in our room. we were horny, so we had ninja sex.

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pirate ninja

Something that can never possibly exist due to the deep-rooted feud between ninjas and pirates. And also because ninjas and pirates are so played out already that if someone were to create a pirate ninja, it would be some kind of horrible clichéd supermonster that would not only knock you down with its peg-leg but would also give you a roundhouse kick to the face if you crossed its path.

Poor Johnny didn't even have a chance to defend himself when he accidentally stumbled upon a pirate ninja. But luckily since pirate ninjas can't exist, Johnny was thrown into an alternate parallel universe before the ninja pirate was able to attack.

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meatball ninja

Someone who's on their way to get some Italian food.

Roy's on his way to pickup the spaghetti takeout. He's a meatball ninja!

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ninja drinking

1. To steal a sip of someone’s beverage.

2. At it’s most spectacular it is done with a straw, while the person is still holding their beverage.

There are lots of examples. If you go to facebook dot com slash ninjadrinking you will see a whole page dedicated to ninja drinking

Daniel Day Lewis showcased his ninja drinking skills in There Will Be Blood. Google "I drink your milkshake" and you will see the video on youtube

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Ninja Muffin

A type of person, who is awesome, and they are loved by their friends.

Or some kind of person who is quite insane.
See examples below:

Katie Cupcake Ninja Muffin
Elly Ninja Midget Apple
Steph Purple Cupcakes

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