yes way sawyer

Stick it up some ones booty hole or eating pretzels on a naked person with a giraffe mask on

Dude did u yes way sawyer her

Me:fuck yeah

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ye mum gey

a great way to slide into DMs and if you want to fight someone this is what u text them and that is how beef starts vulnerable to no u

In the DMs

ye mum gey
next day a fight happens
responds no u no more life in any of them

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um yes please

When yummy is ready

Mom; Heskeboy your dinner is ready!
Heskeboy: um yes please um no please

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Ye Olde Texting

In simple terms, it's called 'passing note'. It's an ancient art form that is used only by those of us who lack the current technology to text their freinds. Ye Olde Texting is used primarily by females and flamboyantly gay teen boys.

Girl 1: "Hey, did Iggles ever text you back?"
Girl 2: "No... I don't have texting anymore, so we use 'Ye Olde Texting'! I even got us this cool new notebook!"
Girl 1: "..."
Girl 2: "What?!"
Girl 1: "You're fucking lame!"

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Dog Bless Yes

An Albanian person who sips soy as their girlfriend is being screwed by others, who is also likely to betray you.

A: Hey dude, I selled my friends out the other day, hehe..
B: Argh, duude! You pulled a Dog Bless Yes on them!

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(Pause) Yes (Pause)

When you don't know the answer, but are in sales and the answer is always "Yes".

While Gloria was doing the demo, Synthia asked: "Oh, do you all have two way texting?" Gloria replied "(Pause) Yes (Pause)"

Aung Ye Lin

When an E Boy is acting like he’s Ben Shapiro

“Nay Toe is very Aung Ye Lin”