5 kings

smoKING, drinKING, sucKING, fucKING, licKING

not necesarily limited to 5 but otherwise would be known as the kings of indecency, usually involved in a good friday night

"what did you do on friday?"
"wow it was crazy, all the 5 kings were there."

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Rule 5

Rule 5 states that mmateri is always wrong. Any argument you have with him will end in him being wrong. mmateri being the village idiot on thisaintnews.com, has been proven wrong in every argument he's been in, especially when he uses his "facts"."

matteri: Canada has the biggest army in the world.

Anyone with sense: I'll just skip the 2 hours of proving you wrong and call Rule 5 early.

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September 5

People born on this day have massive penises. Just no questions asked.

gf: holy shit ur dick it so big u were probably born on September 5
guy born on september 5: how did you know?

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April 5

If you were born in this date you are a truly talented genius but you can't keep your dick in your pants.

Tim: ur an april 5th aren't you?
Fred: bruh I'm not that much of a clever horny guy am I?

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5-Piece

1. A fist that someone uses to fight another person.
2. Scott when he's pissed.
3. A threat word.
4. Something that you give to someone to show 'em who's boss.

Yo fool you best shut up or I'll give some a my 5-Piece!

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5 some

Five people engaged is sex

I called some girls over and we had a 5 some

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The 5-O

These are cops. If you hear someone screaming "Oh shii, it's the 5-O", get your ass up and moving nigga!!

My homiefriend: shii, its the 5-O..
Me: oh snap, kill the jointweed!!

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