`z1x2c3v4b5n6m7,8.9/0'-]=\alskdjfhg

bruh
brother
please

you LITERALLY typed THAT
HOW
HOW even
it DOESN'T even make SENSE

bob: `z1x2c3v4b5n6m7,8.9/0'-=\alskdjfhg

*bob goes to mental hospital*

0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

Toes on 0

For ones toes to be on point

My friend commented on my Instagram today saying toes on 0

epsilon beta 0 rizz

every person with no rizz that thinks sigmas and rizzlers suck!! 🖕🗿🍷

rizzler sigma emperor: hey! what are you doing?

epsilon: back off bitchass sigma

rizzler sigma emperor: shut yo bitchass up you epsilon beta 0 rizz person!1!!1!1 🗿🍷

epsilon: idc if my rizz is bad af i will never stop trying!

rizzler sigma: might as well give on on this epsilon beta 0 rizz…

1€§2£|3¥~4_…5^\6[<7]>8{!9}?0

congrats, you got absolutely nothing

*typed 1€§2£|3¥~4_…5^\6<7>8{!9}?0*

5-0

Winning in football with that score.

''oh shit real madrid won 5-0 to alavés''

0 to 60 Loser

Someone calling the cops for fun...and winding up in jail.

Woody became a 0 to 60 Loser when he called the cops for fun. And then he wound up in jail.