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It was a cold Christmas night and I went out to wee. so I took out my wiener and let is wee. but then I felt a tender grip. I screamed and shouted as the grinch sucked my dick. he fucked me hard as hard as he could with his long long tender wood. I will always regret that midnight wizz but no one will here me shout for my mouth is filled with jizz. This is the legend of the 13 Inch Grinch.
Man, you look like the 13 Inch Grinch met with you last night!
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12 jurors+1 judge+1/2 a chance= 13 1/2
That murderer is 13 1/2
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A Pg-13 date only involves the basics and first base. This includes, making out, boob grabbing, ass grabbing, thigh touching and grabbing, and neck kisses
Me and mike went on a date but we kept it totally pg-13
Pg-13 date: keeping to the basics of what would happen in a pg-13 movie. Usually just first base
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"Like I don't think footjob is gross if the girls feet are clean, but I wouldn't ask for it. If the lassie whipped it out and used it sparingly that would be kinda cool. Diversity"
"I love feet"
"Man shut yo Isaiah 41:13"
Lots of things to know about 13-year-olds
- You get a lot of new perks
- You are officially a teenager and are in 7th or 8th grade
- Most of the people that use the urban dictionary are 13 just based on common sense. If you see any comment dissing them it has triple the dislikes while if a comment says they aren't actually bad it gets 10x the likes.
They try to vape like other kids who are in high school (14 or 15+), they get into the dumbest 2 week relationships of all time, the boys just moan, they are very moody (that isn't even a myth), they are also tiktok addicts same as 14 to 17-year-olds tbf. One of the worst things they do is overusing trends and slangs and you lot can't deny that one 😆.
Overall it is a decent age and 12-year-olds should look forward to it and also 14-year-olds should be happy that they left it. Like all ages, it has its ups and downs. Peace.
Nick: Happy birthday bro so how old did you turn?
James: 13.
Nick: I was once a 13 year old too it has its ups and downs; good luck.
James: Thanks
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That is the date that you tried to switch paper providers
Please your my best client dont turn this into another April 13 2002
The death of the greatest rap legend ever to live, Tupac Amaru Shakur.
'Pac died on September 13, 1996.
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