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Nope I'm arbitrarily woken up all the time. All the unwanted phone calls people generally get are during the day. Or parents! You know how many times my parents have woken me up 2 hours after falling alseep to perform some trivial task and/or go out into the freezing cold? And my parents are childish as fuck.
Hym "Nope. As a 3rd shifter I can tell you that none of that is true. So, no. Your children don't make you better than anyone. Your children are shit. Hey, does the bullying make you want to 'stab me in the neck?' Does it make you want to punish me in the most sadistic way possible? Would I deserve whatever you did to me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
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Feb 3rd is a day when you can get a day off of school and spend time at home with your beloved family and tv.
Mum: “Time for school, honey!”
Child: “But, Mom, it’s February 3rd! I don’t have to go to school”
3rd of February is defined as the third day of the third month.
Give Percy 5 peeled and chopped up cucumbers.
Person 1: oh boy it's August 3rd you know what that means.
Person: yes! Time to give Percy some cucumbers!
National Ex Day
This is the day you have to make a move towards your ex and see where it goes.
Be careful tho!
Did you see the way he looked at this ex today?
Probably because it's August 3rd.
National best friend day
A day to appreciate your best friend
National
“i celebrated national best friend day by posting my best friend on snapchat”
National Best friend day means that you have to post your best friend
August 3rd is national Best friend day