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send someone a risky text on National risky text day on march 3rd
i just sent lily a text on National risky text day on march 3rd
A woman, who would not necessarily be viewed as beautiful, but because of her husband's ability to secure a younger gal is seen by him as a great catch.
After he divorced his wife of 42 years, old Goldsmith got himself a 3rd Place Trophy Wife.
when you're eating out an ass and get a shit mark on your cheek which then resembles a dirty 3rd lip
Dude B, you have a nasty 3rd lip.
June 3rd is National Noah Hate Day, meaning you must hate any person named Noah during this day.
"I can't wait for June 3rd!" Said Jane
June 3rd is the day the best people are born. Everyone on June 3rd is beautiful, funny, smart, gorgeous, a vibe to be around, and the best of the best. You’re lucky if you know someone born on June 3rd.
“My friend Jarred is awesome, of course he was born on June 3rd
This is national give someone head day!!! go find your quirky mate (most importantly blonde) with a huge dick. Have fun sucking on seven inches of air.
June 3rd is National egg day, or how others call it, egg your friends house day. This day can be fun or traumatic!
You: It's June 3rd!
Friend: And...?
You: You know what, let's stop by your house!
Friend: Ummm ok?
*Friend realizes*
Both: ......