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The hand maintained by a cat owner who is allergic to cats. The cat owner must be careful to use the cat hand only for touching the cats or risk a terrible allergic reaction. Hand washing will return the cat hand to regular-hand status.
Guy 1: Dude, what happened to your face? Did you get stung by a bee? Like, in the eyeball?
Guy 2: Nah, I just had an itch and accidentally scratched with my cat hand.
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When you and your sexual partner are attempting to make out or have intercourse and are suddenly interrupted by the cat(s). Can end up in frustration, anger and if not handled properly, a huge freaking fight leading to the end of the relationship.
Dude 1: So I was just about to get her panties off when the cat appeared out of nowhere, shoved its head in my face, wanting to be petted. All the sudden it was a menage a cat.
Dude 2: What did you do?
Dude 1: Pushed it off the bed. She got so pissed at me that she threw me out because I was "insensitive."
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A loud gagging noise and exaggerated cat-like body movement (much like a black cat on Halloween) made at the same time when one is beyond disgusted by something.
How to properly perform the Halloween cat: Simply stick your 'tail' out, shoot your shoulders up, put your hands out in front like claws, and arch your back. Don't forget to gag as loud as you can.
One could also just say the phrase 'Halloween cat' when the situation does not allow for the loud gagging noise and exaggerated cat-like body movement. The phrase alone is also very effective.
Friend #1- 'I just found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me with my mom!'
Friend #2- 'Halloween cat!'
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1) cat water is what you call someone who’s fucking annoying.
2) pUsSy jUiCe.
“Dude, you’re literally cat water”
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A person (usually a guy) who has an obsession with cats, but claims they aren't a furry and has a small dick and is pretty annoying in general.
Wow that guy is a cat pp, he must have a small dick
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The ruler of this world. He is loved by all and is the king of our world.
Habibi Cat is my idol.
Habibi Cat is loved by everyone.
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A skeet-cat is someone, typically a male, whom lowers his self dignity to the absolute possible minimum, and takes part in placing his head between a females ass cheeks and proceeds to lick her ass hole, it is a commodity to eat shit during the act of one skeet-cating. One whom associates with the act of skeet-cating is commonly ridiculed by friends, family and another human being which has any form of self respect.
'Oh that's Marcus, rumor has it he skeet-catted his girl last night'
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