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christian mingle

When two christians that are waiting for marriage to have sex, dry hump like they are actually doing it.

bob and jenna had so much sexual tension they met in the confessional booth for a christian mingle

by shymatt10033 September 4, 2012

30πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


christian james

The coolest nigga in the world
Everyone loves him

I love Christian James so much

by Mizzsexy1107 December 20, 2016

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


christian coco

Christian is a total fuck head. if you are named this no one fucking likes you, you are a stupid fucking cunt and likes to eat fucking dick

that christian coco is a fuck head

by yeahnahfuckoff October 14, 2021


Crotch Christians

A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.

The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.

by Mebegebo October 22, 2012

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


christian fatato

This is a boy that is a small youtuber he likes to hang out with his friends but doesnt hang out with bryan gorritz anymore becouse he hangs out with keely murphy

christian fatato misses bryan

by BOIBOIBOIBOIA March 28, 2018


mr christian

A fucking nonce.

β€œMr Christian says he always watches us.”
β€œWhat a ducking nonce.”

by Adolfos Hitler October 24, 2019


Armchair Christian

A person who projects their personal beliefs about Christ on another person without consideration of the other person's personal beliefs about Christ.
This is always done in a manner which does not promote unity within the "Body of Christ"

Earl, speaking to Carl as an "Armchair Christian" once again questions Carl's interpretation of the scriptures.
"See Carl, you've once again taken the whole scriptural passage out of context.
Jesus did not really say that the wine was His blood, and the bread was His body.
What Bible are you reading from Carl, the NIV or something?"

by Itstartstoday October 17, 2014