Lemon Zippered

Code phrase for planing, haveing or already have had sex.

Michal and Kimm both agree that Thompson should get her lemon zippered.

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lemon squash

what you ask for down in england if you want lemonade. if you ask for lemonade they'll just give you sprite . i dont know what happens when you ask for sprite .....

Id rather fancy some lemon squash mum.

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Lemon Juice

the worst thing on the face of the earth, should never be sold or grown limes are just as bad but green

last xmas i drank 8 full large cups of lemon juice no lies!! i was sick for 3 days.

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Lemon panties

A woman can be certified to have lemon panties only during her peak reproductive years, assumed to be aged 16-21.

First relevant use in r/badwomensanatomy. Used in a particularly boomer take on the “age hierarchy of a woman’s relevance.”

Those eighteen year old girls have certified lemon panties.

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lemon lime

the act of jizzing on your partners chest and then peeing in it then rolling around in it.

last night i had a lemon lime fest

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Lemon Pie

Something that is easy and straightforward to accomplish. Alludes to the ease and simplicity of an actual slice of lemon pie.

Tom: How long did the project take you?

Tim: Less than an hour. It's like lemon pie!

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squeezing the lemon

When driving, accelerating through the yellow light in the five seconds before it turns red. Not technically illegal.

Quit squeezing the lemon, bro, you're scaring me.

I had to squeeze the lemon twice to get to work on time.

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