A Sophia is a warm cultural epiphany fueled by coffee and Gavaz ice cream. Her musical ear is beyond natural understanding - David Garett wished he had as much feeling in his entire body as she has in her little finger. She is currently pursuing a degree in social studies on depictions of the naked body in motion on Austrian TV. She also produces soothing natural moisturizers supplying the exclusive market of extremely young boys.
This new piece by Herr Doser is so complex I whish I had a Sophia to explain it to me.
"yo she's obssessed with harry styles tf"
"nah she's just a sophia"
A Sophia is a neutral person with a non excited life pretty much bored all the time and prefers being alone that being around people or crowded places. She's a great friend and gives good advice but prefers her problems to stay private
Person1: she's alone all the time wth!
Person2: I mean it's Sophia what did you expect
Person1: Omg you're bleeding! Are you okay
Sophia: I'm totally fine there's no problem
person 1: oh my god you're such a sophia
person 2: wdym
person 1: you're wearing white ass vans, scrunchies, and lululemon leggings
Sophia is a beautiful girl, who loves her boyfriend and her friends. She is loyal and shy. She loves art and music. She deserves dick bad.
Tyler: Whoa, who is she?
Tommy: That's Sophia! She's beautiful.
Judy: I hear she gets mad dick.
Tommy: Yeah, from her boyfriend!
I am a Sophia, so I will explain myself.
Sophia loves Warrior Cats, she also loves cats.
That's all.
Person 1: Hey whatcha reading?
Sophia: Warrior cats.
Person 1: Ah!