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When someone ask you a question over text and you dont want to ansewer it for personal reasons, you send them a sexual or random picture to distract them from asking you again. This can also be used to annoy someone by randomly sending the picture. Or it can be used to restart a conversation. (not reccommended)
Guy 1"Last night Kelly caught me in a text trap"
Guy 2 "Lol no way what did you ask her?"
Guy 1 "i just asked if she had sex with Amy and she sent me a picture of a big hairy dick."
Guy 2 "Wow a week ago she sent me a picture of two fat people having sex just so I would text her back but she didnt respond cause i was yelling at her."
Guy 1 "Crazy bitch"
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When somone texts you to give them pornstar worthy pictures. Something Matt does alot.
Matt so was porn texting me the other night!
So I think I am going to porn text her later.
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A person that decides your conversation isn't important enough even for a simple "gtg" or "bye". They simply just stop texting as if they didn't get your last text.
John: "Dude, wtf? where'd you go last night?"
Jack: "Oh sorry man, I was bored with our convo so i stopped texting."
John: "You're a total text-ditcher!"
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ambi-texting is the art of texting after you have taken an Ambien. You never fully realize what you've tried to text until the next morning when you check your history and can't make out the meaning.
Text from my GF: IIII kknv66 &ddn 33)k##............zC
Meaning: I love you. Gnight.
Honey, did you take a pill before bed last night? Yes, why? Because you were ambi-texting me before you went to sleep.
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The act of gathering every person you can think of and texting everyone simultaneously.
"Hey Shelly, get everyone you know and let's have a texting orgy!"
"Alright!"
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the quality and quantity of your texting with romantic partners
teenager: "Does getting married ruin your text life?"
mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."
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When a person who has no confidence or courage in the real world, gains the courage to speak their mind when texting.
John's mad at me but he only has the balls to say it to me through text. He has text balls.
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