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Dry willie

A disappointing dick pic.

Joey sent me the most gross dry willie last night when I asked him for a dick pic.

by AgentBanana April 27, 2015


J WILLY

Often referred to as being the gayest member of a group. Likes dick alot.

"see that gay kid over there, that must be J WILLY"

by Hot Dudes November 15, 2022


Indigo Willie

An American philanthropist 1863-1945
Before 1932, Indigo Willie was a widely unknown personality. However, his speech outlining the effects of bestiality on Military personnel in said year launched him to stardom.
From there, his Jazz career took off and he became the kazoo player for Duke Ellington's Orchestra during the band's stay at the Cotton Club.
Billy Joel wrote a song about him called "Why are you against the animals?" The song has since outraged Indigo's family and it is said that they have hired several contract killers to go after Joel.

In his later years, Indigo Willie became addicted to masturbation and died by choking on his own seminal fluid in his humble West Chester, PA, mansion.

1: How do you feel about bestiality?
2: Well I'm no Indigo Willie, but it kind of disgusts me
1: Yeah, I feel the same way.

by Andrew Valentine December 23, 2010


willy waxer

male or female who gives handjobs. Or refered to a man who uses lotion or cream to masturbate.

John: wheres dave?
richard: i dont know, probably home touchin himself
John: does he ever stop?
richard: Nah, hes a full blown willy waxer

by yo gaba gaba August 6, 2009


paperbag willy

drinking any type of alcoholic drink concealed inside a paperbag, beer, booze etc..

Due, did you have to paperbag willy that ice house? We are 2 minutes from the house..

by C.J. Thomas February 22, 2009


Willie Trombone

Willie Trombone is a Hoop-hean, one of the seven sons of Ottoborg. He lives in the Neverhood, a klay planet made by Hoborg. He helps make Klaymen (his cousin using one of Hoborg's seeds. His favourite food is chip butty. He is from the game The Neverhood, made by Neverhood Inc, which is a claymation poin-and-click from 1996.

Hello! Me Willie, me Willie Trombone!

by Neverhood84679237 November 14, 2020


The Steamboat Willie

The act of vaping while performing oral sex on a penis. Encapsulating the shaft in vapor.

Lexi can't put that vape down. Every dick she sucks gets "the steamboat willie" treatment.

by PJcreates November 2, 2023