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An annoying feature in many of today's cars and SUVs that makes it seem like the driver is trying to trap you in their car. However, it is just as effective at keeping young children safe as it is protecting crazy people of all ages. The child lock can be renamed for the person it is protecting.
"Wtf the child lock is on! Let me out of the car!"
"Oh sorry I forgot about the Alice Lock. I turned it on to keep that crazy Asian inside the car."
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the kid in your family which deserves "sinkies" (cinder blocks) instead of floaties at the pool. often the most annoying child in the family or a product of incest. He/She may drool and sneeze excessively, be nearly albino in complexion, bite one's own appendages, and will most likely not be able to form coherent sentences.
a sinky child is: my cousin, my brother Bilo, a whining youth in need of a good smack across the face, and the slow children at play
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One who is far too attached to small black and white animals for most people's comfort
Don't go near him, he looks a bit like a Vickers Child
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why the fuck are you looking this up you pe/do. But anyway, just for you weirdo, i'll tell you. Illegal pornography with children, usually includes violence and maybe murder
Person 1: bro i have some child porn
FBI Agent: tf is wrong with this retard?
P2: Fuck you we are not friends anymore
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(n.) type of girl that would be perfect to hook up with but she has a child/ children.
She's great, butter child gets in the way.
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Grown man who acts like a child, in other words Donald Trump
Can't believe he did that, what a man child
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Why are you searching for child porn?
I don't need to insert an example of how "Child Porn" is used in a sentence, just don't fucking search for it you virgin faggot.
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