One of your friends who has fucked your mother.
Hey Josh, I fucked your mom last night so from now on you can refer to me as Eskimo father.
Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.
"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"
"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
LUKE: have you seen Father Dalton
ZACK: oh yeah that guy, he’s the head of the shit show
Gustavus Adolphus, the Swedish monarch which is called ”The father of modern warfare” by many historians by his innovations on the battlefield, he is also the first monarch to be called ”The great”.
Whose the father of modern warfare?
The swedish monarch, Gustavus Adolphus.
Father of modern warfare (Gustavus Adolphus)
An album released by Green Day can be easily recognized by the unicorn on the album cover. The main theme of this album is indie rock, or most likely horny.
Graffitia is my favourite song off Father of All Motherfuckers
The guy who will never come back, I know you searched this because you misss your father, do you need help? we can talk.
Your father is the wife of your mom
Wait what you don’t have one that’s pretty obvious
Your father left to get the milk because you became a dream stan