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Father Lengthy Limbs

A more sophisticated way of saying "Daddy Long Legs"

OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS WHAT IN THE GOD IS THAT FATHER LENGTHY LIMBS

by piss e piss August 20, 2022


Photo Op Father

Baby daddy’s who only come around during holidays and other events where people take lots of pictures just so they can post on social media about how much they “love” their kids and then go back to being MIA until the next holiday. Typically they are trying to make themselves look like they are actually more involved in their child’s life than they actually are.

Ex: “It’s Christmas time again. Time for all those non child support paying photo op father’s to come out of hiding and take a few pictures to post to Facebook.”

by Bg0991 April 8, 2019


Father Maggot

A father maggot is a maggot who is a father. Modern day slang for the word is faggot.

Will Smith is a father maggot (faggot) because he has children.
My dad is a faggot (father maggot) because he is my father.

by father maggot July 22, 2024


Father Myer

An Man who is a "Priest" that may be 40+ years old who contributes to the works of evil. You can Sence a Malevolent presence from them and or has been kicked out of previous Churches. Most likely a Sex offender, ect. Similar to an "Uncle Barry"

"Jeez! That Message really gave me those Creepy Father Myer Vibes. *cringe chills*

by Robin Dellers November 15, 2020


Your god father is a cock sucker

A comeback do leave people stumped

Dan- your mom gay. Andy-your granny tranny. Dan- your god father is a cock sucker

by Retardant on Chicago March 17, 2018


father figure

Karen will be a father not mother figure

Karen is my father figure for making me buy a Volvo instead of Bugatti

by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019


Father figure

If one dislikes Stranger Things the automatically lack a father figure

She doesn’t like Stranger Things?! She has no father figure, no friends and definitely no bitches

by Lawordsoflawisdom5000 August 23, 2022