Fat Ginger, the Coolest ginger Commonly named nick. Has a cow lick and Says back in my day and talks about tyrone. Has braces and is the most hilarious ginger you will ever meet.
Person 1:Yo is fat ginger coming over to the party tonight.
Person 2: Yes is gonna be lit and Hilarous.
Person 1: You know it!!
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Named after the legendary Cream drummer, Ginger Baker. A ginger faker is one who claims to be a quality drummer, but is, in reality, just shit. Crappily copping Ginger Baker licks is common amongst ginger fakers, as are unbearably long and equally crappy drum solos.
"Sammy talked himself up like crazy, going on about his ridiculous abilities behind the drum set, but we jammed with him today, and he's a 100% ginger faker."
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Someone whom, despite not showing the mental and physical frailties of a ginger-haired person, shows their true colours when they forget to shave for a few days...
Hot girls chatting in a bar
"Did you speak to that guy already, he's so frickin' cute."
"Nah, I passed him on the way to the bar and noticed with the light shining on his face that he's a closet ginger"
"Ewww, disgusting. Bummer, cos he definitely looked like marriage material from over here"
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The god of all. Said to enslave humanity at the end of time. God Ginger Hippo is the king. Once bitten by a ginger hippo you automatically become a ginger hippo.
Person 1: Hey im going to church see you at 3:00.
Person 2: Church? Everyone knows the only god is God Ginger Hippo.
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A bitch so classy, you can fuck her anytime, but she makes you wait until her divorce is final before you can fuck her in the ass.
My ex-wife screwed this guy I work with, then she gave him The Classy Ginger.
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A food served in school cafeterias that ensue hilarity and brings about thoughts of pigs with red hair.
Yo, slide me a piece o' that ginger pork!
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a sailor almost as good as a normal sailor, but brought down by the weight of their hair
1: Did you hear Tim got into the national sailing team?
2: But I heard he's a ginger sailor - he can't be that good!
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