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A coffin that doubles as a tanning bed.. To stop gingers from stealing your soul during the night. Any ginger that tries to steal your soul will be instantly burnt by the powerful UV rays. They are scared to death by these fantastic contraptions.
When going to bed at a party with a ginger just remind everyone, "Quick into the ginger coffin! Our souls will be safe there!"
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A bitch so classy, you can fuck her anytime, but she makes you wait until her divorce is final before you can fuck her in the ass.
My ex-wife screwed this guy I work with, then she gave him The Classy Ginger.
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A food served in school cafeterias that ensue hilarity and brings about thoughts of pigs with red hair.
Yo, slide me a piece o' that ginger pork!
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a sailor almost as good as a normal sailor, but brought down by the weight of their hair
1: Did you hear Tim got into the national sailing team?
2: But I heard he's a ginger sailor - he can't be that good!
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Named after the legendary Cream drummer, Ginger Baker. A ginger faker is one who claims to be a quality drummer, but is, in reality, just shit. Crappily copping Ginger Baker licks is common amongst ginger fakers, as are unbearably long and equally crappy drum solos.
"Sammy talked himself up like crazy, going on about his ridiculous abilities behind the drum set, but we jammed with him today, and he's a 100% ginger faker."
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The god of all. Said to enslave humanity at the end of time. God Ginger Hippo is the king. Once bitten by a ginger hippo you automatically become a ginger hippo.
Person 1: Hey im going to church see you at 3:00.
Person 2: Church? Everyone knows the only god is God Ginger Hippo.
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when a persons nipples are abnormally red and are very pointy resembling a "ginger snap"
yeah bro those are total ginger snaps!
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