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The slow dump is when you have been on one date and are not feeling him or her anymore. Perhaps the banging was sub par. Whatever. First you slow down the amount of phone calls per day or week, and miss a few. Week two, fade from phone calls to just texting and then towards week three miss a few texts. Week four, miss more texts and then with the ones you do respond, use one word answers, and say things like I could but whatever, or ya I could do that but ya know. Weeks can also be replaced with days, and days with hours, to speed up answer with minimal words and if this doesn't work, just talk about lots of the fadees friends that you would like to hammer, or be hammered by depending on the sex of the slow dumper.
I went out with Jordan, I thought it went ok, but when I asked him/her to come to my piano recital, all I got was a text that read " ya know". Since then there is only replys to half my texts all in one word answers. I think getting the slow dump.
Slowest man on earth he should just kill him self now cause he's parents stopped loving him causae of how slow he is
Easton's slow
The slow Carlos is a state of dying slowly and painfully as the result of being shot several times in the lower gut resulting in the destruction of several vital organs.
The kid attacked Carlos with a hammer so he gave him a slow Carlos.
Simply the best song in existence.
A: Have you heard of Alex C ft. Yass - Doktorspiele // slowed + reverb?
B: Yeah, of course I have! It's amazing!
What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking
Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.
Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.
*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned
Me: first time?
When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.
Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?
When racist new management comes in and decides to subversively eliminate all POC under the guise of “meeting the current and future needs” of the cOrPoRaTiOn.
“These new leaders tryna slow bleach. It’s a shame that they don’t value diversity of thought and experience.”