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little red bumps on a man's lower abdomen caused from being ridden by his woman after she has recently shaved down there.
I was so excited my girlfriend shaved her muff, but the next day I had muff burn from the little hairs trying to grow back.
The act of intentionally fucking over the local residents while traveling.
Hey George, When you were in Las Vegas did you burn the locals? Fuck yeah Fred, we skipped out on the bar tab then later that night we called hotel security on the hookers so we didn’t have to pay.
The burning sensation on your lips when you start the peeling processs of a grapefruit, orange or lemon, by biting into it.
A Pith Burn tingles at first, then the oils hit your lips and linger for some fruits, quite awhile!
Poop skid marks on your underpants. May also be called brownie stains.
Ewwww... look at the brownie burns on his underwear.
Often regarded as one of the best video editing effects around.
Hey look Monty used Ken Burns for his video.
The abdominal burns you get from bacon grease because you frequently cook breakfast topless. It's the price you pay for being such a fucking man.
Some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. Others are just too fucking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.
Friend: Yo, what happened to your chest man?
You: You know how it is. I woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #YOLO
Last night I was too lazy to go to the store for lube so I just dry burned Becky’s ass.