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A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.
<wife> How did your day go?
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
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A pornographic term for anal foreplay
He parted her cheeks like an anal Moses
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1. the act of skeeting into an asshole
1. DUDE, i totally anal grenaded this chick i met at the club last night
2. If you don't shut the fuck up bitch, ima anal grenade you
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an STD that causes lots of warts on your ass that will clog up your crack.
its really gross and you should hope to god to never see it or contract it.
" ha ha! jimmie got some Anal Warts yesterday."
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Me and my girl had anal for the first time, i fucked her so hard she got an anal rose
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An anal raider is a term ispired by the popular film indianna jones, in the film indianna raids tombs in a super hero like way, the fucking bastard, the phrase therefore means a person useually male raids or ventures into another mans anus, without the other parys permission, this could be looked upon as bum rape.
I was at the party last week and was slightly pissed out of my head, i think i experienced what an expert anal raider Gertrude has become, he complaetely took me by surprise.
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Dry anal is an act of anal sex between two sex partners, hetero or homo, where the penis is inserted into an anus unproperly lubricated, leaving the anus raw, puckered, and sometimes bleeding.
"When I became a gay porn star, nothing could prepare for my ass being ripped apart my dry anal."
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