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Town sort of close to San Bernardino in California. It isn't a good town, but we've got a Ralph's.
Apple Valley Teenager: I'm bored, I'm going to Ralph's.
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Boobies on girls that are round and perky. Not too small, not too big. Like you want to take a bite out of them. Usually high school girls (18 of course), because college girls are fat. Also they have asses like they play high school sports.
Damn that girl has apple boobies!
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inflamation and reddening of the female genitalia resulting in the area reminising that of a red apple.
"John where is Vera? Oh i dont know shes probably still in the bathroom sorting out her apple fanny!"
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When a go puts it in a girls booty and then puts his sack in her puss
damn that ho just got hit up with an apple grinder and she loved it
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Being duped YET AGAIN by Steve Jobs into buying one of his awesome-looking-but-otherwise-crap products (ie. the iPod), paying the equivalent of your first born just to get the damn accessories that you need to have or else your product would screw up (ie. wall charger for iPod, it lengthens the battery life apparently...or have I been duped AGAIN?), then having it screw up a couple months after, then facing their CRAP customer service representatives (even though they claim it's #1) who tell you that they lost your iPod while repairing it one moment, and the next moment tell you it's on backorder...then finally getting the damn thing back after six friggin weeks.
True story, it happened to me, unfortunately.
I was more than angry at apple for having unbelievably shitty service and products.
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You need a mangina. This is basically an inverted dick, like a vag, but with no uterus or any of that shit. First, you reach into your ass and pull on your prostate gland, which, pulled with enough force, will cause your cock to come out of your ass. Then, you do a guy in the ass--from the ass.
Hannah V will give you a backwards apple if you don't watch your ass.
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The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.
Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.
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