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Army Wife & Mommy Life

A group of close knit women, created by Brittany Mease in Jan 2011. Advice and support is the backbone of the group.

I wear no uniforms, no blues or army greens,
But I am in the military in the ranks rarely seen.
I have no rank upon my shoulders.
Salutes I do not give.
But the military world is the place where I live.

I'm not in the chain of command, orders I do not get.
But my husband is the one that does,
this I cannot forget.
I'm not the one who fires the weapon,
who puts my life on the line.
But my job is just as tough. I'm the one that's left behind.

My husband is a patriot, a brave and prideful man
and the call to serve his country, not all can understand.
Behind the lines I see the things needed
to keep this country free.
My husband makes this sacrifice,
but so do our kids and me.

I love the man I married. Soldiering is his life.
But I stand among the silent ranks
Known as the military wife.

Dear Lord,
Give me the greatness of heart to see the difference between duty and his/her love for me.
Give me a task to do each day, to fill the time when he/she is away.
When he/she is in a foreign land, keep him/her safe in your loving hand.
And, when duty is in the field, please protect him/her and be his/her shield.
And Lord, when deployment is so long, please stay with me and keep me strong.
AMEN

Man, that Fort Hood Army Wife & Mommy Life group are a great group of women!

by BritMea July 27, 2011

19πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


SFA (Shaq Fu Army)

A secret military organization (Cult) that speaks and follows the good word of Shaq.

The SFA really took care of that Kee.

by Jimmy "Toothless Watermelon" Jones September 21, 2003

28πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


red army heading south

period

"best keep out of her way, the red army are heading south!"

by Dr Baz October 7, 2003

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Armie Hammer

A human eating man.

β€œOi stop being Armie Hammer bro”

by Tdizzle26 January 21, 2021

1πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Swiss Army Tea Bag

When a man with peni (more than one penis) resembling a swiss-army knife uses the comb component to straighten a girl's eyebrows while she tea bags him.

Chadwell: Hey Billiam, last night Sarah-Beth definitely swiss army tea bagged me.

Billiam: Why did she do that?

Chadwell: Because her eyebrows were all out of whack.

by Chicago AJ May 15, 2009

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


ACF Army Cadet Force

A very determined organisation which ambitions to get bored kids off street corners and give them a uniform, gun and crappy accommodation for a very reasonable price.

A cadet can expect to become subject to beastings and 58 pattern webbing as well as a 'fun packed' summer camp which will involve lying in a ditch for hours on end with around 5 blank rounds to be shot when you are told, not when you are taught

Such ambition often results in bored kids becoming bored cadets as activities and jobs run out and cadets are left to 'Mong' or 'Doss'. Furthermore, ACF organisation is, amongst cadets, notoriously poor. Such occurrences have led to the abbreviation ACF to have the second meaning of Another Cluster Fuck.

Aged between 12 and 18. Bored. Unfit. Unintelligent. Positively annoying and indignant, then join the ACF Army Cadet Force. We will show what being bored really is.

by Persistance July 17, 2009

15πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


One Man Army Pose

The dubstep act of 1 man stuffing an armies worth of military might into a woman’s vagina and making them all fire at the same time.

Bro I totally one man army pose’d her last night

by DankMan36k October 26, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž