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Random Assholes are people who show up to parties uninvited or nobody knows who they are.
Here are some important signs of a random asshole
1. the term random asshole is never used. it is very rare to see a random asshole on his/her own. They travel in herds.
2. Random assholes like to chill or lean against a large wall or open space and look around at people.
3. During winter random assholes will wear a random jacket to a party. No matter how hot it gets at the party the random asshole will not take off the jacket.
4. Random assholes have initiators who branch from the herd and try to socialize with normal people. They usually talk for 5-10 minutes and leave. They return to the herd and continue being random assholes.
this place is filled with random assholes .
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while some see this as Alaska, it is more commonly known as Justin Bieber.
dude did you see Canada's asshole piss in that bucket.
eghh... yeah,
thanks Canada:/
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When someone says something stupid in a asshole like way.
Person 1: "my cat just died"
Person 2: "oh ok"
Person 1: "your such an idiot asshole?!"
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The moniker of a jaded ex boyfriend, one who is generally useless, and cannot even function as far as to wipe ones own ass. Does not shower, or do anything remotely useful, and then tries to blame a breakup on the other.
Dude, Eric is such a sore asshole!
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Typically this person is a post adolescent psychology major with a tiny penis complex who is, or aspires to be, a professor. But the bearded asshole can be of any age. This person will try to hide their homosexuality and or sexual frustration with facial hair. DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE B.A.! B.A.'s often attempt to use facial hair to cover up herpes outbreaks. Bearded assholes are often sexual predators.
What the fuck are you looking at you bearded asshole?
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Associating to a person male or female who has rich parents from United Kingdom or any England owned country. On the scale of 0 to douchebag, this person is known to hit past the chart over the roof in royal assholeness.
Person 1: "Hey isn't that William the fourth in his dad's Expensive Jaguar?"
Person 2: "Oh great, the same royal asshole who thinks his country has culture. His asshole dad pulled alot of people out of their homes and into the streets."
Person 1: "... oh..."
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1. A coward or sissy that gets other people to do their dirty work.
2. A Person in a position of authority that makes decisions and delegates down all the backstabbing deceitful dirty work to the subordinates.
Asshole Boss "I've changed my mind."
Employee "About what?"
Asshole Boss "I don't want them working here anymore."
Employee "Why is that?"
Asshole Boss "That's my decision."
Employee "When are you going to tell them?"
Asshole Boss "I am not going to tell them, you are going to tell them that they are all fired, or you will be fired ."
Employee says to another employee "He is such a Dickless Asshole!"
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