august 29th

give Ben head day

‘what day is it today Ben?’
‘it’s august 29th’
‘alright whip it out’

August 16

August 16 is help your family day!

Sis/ bro: I can’t do my homework

You: it’s August 16 I’ll help you
Sis/bro: thanks :)

August 17

National surprise the opposite sex day

Boy: It’s my birthday today, august 17th
Girl: Damn, take a quick peek up my skirt

Boy: Woah why so sudden
Girl: Cause your born on august 17th

29 August

Generally a nice day to be born on. Celebrated as National Sports Day in India, it is the birthday of Indian Hockey legend Dhyanchand. It is also the birthday of the legendary Michael Jackson, and celebrated worldwide through music festivals in may countries.

He was born on 29 August

August 28

Today is national no homework day!!!

Teacher:Why didn’t you do your homework? You: It’s August 28 so that means it’s no homework day!!!

august 19th

National just try to ask someone out day. If you want to ask someone out the just do it on this day, nothing can go wrong if you try it on this day and no hard feelings will be left in case of a rejection. Just try it, better now than never

Person 1: hey umm so you wanna go out and do something together?

Person 2: umm is there any specific reason why too?

Person 1: nah its just August 19th so I thought I would at least try you know.

Person 2: seems completely fair, alright let's go then.

August 12th

International Shake Your Butt for Sal day.

Hey, it’s August 12th, you know what that means…. It’s International Shake your butt for Sal Day.