tear your ass open

To have sex with, Fuck.

Dude I just tore her ass open like we got married.

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crack open a cold one

another word for necrophilia

seeing all these dead bodies makes me want to crack open a cold one!!

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I gently open the door

I gently open the door is a "joke" from the game Doki Doki Literature Club. This was made into a meme of the text "I gently open the door" displayed and an image of dabbing hanging Sayori.

MC: "I gently open the door"
Sayori: *dabbing*

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Who left the fridge open?

A random/funny way to comment on cold weather.
Its a quote from Tropic Thunder

"Wow it's really cold out here."
-"I know. Who left the fridge open?"

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open faced roastbeef sandwich

pussy, beaver, moose knuckles, camel toe

He buried his face in her open faced roastbeef sandwich

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open-faced sandwich

a sexual act involving multiple cocks in a mouth

A bukkake video will often involve multiple open-faced sandwiches.

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open faced roast beef

Oversized, over-used, stretched out vagina lips, hanging from the crotch area, resting on the inner thigh, as if to be an open faced roast beef sandwich.

When your at a party, you meet a chick, you stick your hands down her pants, and there's more meat in your hands than in hers. That's open faced roast beef.

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