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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
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Having the ability to steal peoples gender and pronouns by simply snapping your fingers
A: hey, where did my gender go?
B: oh, I Just stole it
A: WHAT? HOW DID YOU DO THAT???
B: because I am no mortal. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY GENDER BANDIT!
A: NOOOOO!!!!!
one who instead of taking objects from the scene of the crime leaves minor inconviences for others to clean up
dude, did you hear.....the anti-bandit struck again; this time he left ink and cigarette butts in the stairwell
A slob who does nothing except wake up at noon and watch Netflix all day long in pajamas every single day.
Netflix and pajamas everyday, she’s a total Netflix bandit
a person who steals christmas or also a quite sexy person who play the massive MMORPG game runescape.
did you see that awsome guy on runescape called xmas bandit?
A madlad who hides until the time is right to SWOOSH in and then take the snacks of other people when no one's around.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.
Alright! who's the damn snack bandit in this house? i put my chips in the container above the microwave and they were suddenly gone this morning! who took them!?