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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
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When you dip your balls in chocolate and t-bag the person and give them a bandit look on their eyes
I bandit t-bag her
one who instead of taking objects from the scene of the crime leaves minor inconviences for others to clean up
dude, did you hear.....the anti-bandit struck again; this time he left ink and cigarette butts in the stairwell
A slob who does nothing except wake up at noon and watch Netflix all day long in pajamas every single day.
Netflix and pajamas everyday, she’s a total Netflix bandit
Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse
Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un
a person who steals christmas or also a quite sexy person who play the massive MMORPG game runescape.
did you see that awsome guy on runescape called xmas bandit?