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Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021


Wrong Basket Ball

When a man plays basket ball and takes it all the way to another court and scores it over there like a big massive asshole

My friend was doing Wrong Basket Ball

by Dartrix October 6, 2021


Dick in the basket

Putting your penis in a women’s vagina and leaving it there for over 3 hours

Person 1- I put the dick in the basket last night

Person 2- ohh cool

by DurpDot April 13, 2020


snack basket

oral sex on a vagina vaJJ Shnack Bashket, putty pussy dental dam vulvate

"Hey Boris did you get laid last night? "No but I got a little snack basket."

by Saracenpig June 29, 2008


Taking it to the basket

Taking your partner to the basket clamp her vagina open then slam dunking your size 7 basketball into her intestine, this refer to a male then creating a second vagina in the stomach then fucking it until it stops bleeding

You want to take it to the basket honey.
NO im calling child protection services dad.
taking it to the basket

by Milllard, Jamie (call-Of-Grann March 16, 2021


Fruitastic basket

one who wears fruity clothes

jesse is a fruitastic basket

by tofutown March 15, 2008


whacko basket

Mental institution

Bob's wife had a nervous breakdown and he had to put her in the whacko basket.

by thespacepope January 20, 2015