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Attempting to have sex with a flaccid penis. Most likely to happen after a night of drinking
OMG- Drew was so drunk he spent HOURS soft stuffing the basket. I finally had to clue him in.....
Soft-peen-goo describes the discharged ejaculate from a non-erect penis. This happens when a male becomes so excited and turned on that before there is a chance to become hard and erect he blows his load.
She was about to give him a blow-job but, before she get get her lips around it a stream of soft-peen-goo shot right into her eye.
Soft Office Bod is ultimately the body you get from working in an office all day: 8 hrs, florescent lights and a chair for your fat ass. Soft, lumpy and pale. Soft Office Bod is a noun, not a verb, and never used with the word, "a" in front of it.
Dang, now that I have this full-time job I sure have soft office bod. Where did my beach body go?
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Charlie: "Whoa, what's that frightening white thing over there?"
Joe: "Oh that's Allison. She got a job as an accountant, and now she's got full-on soft office bod."
It's when a bunch of Hispanic or Latino gang members from the South Coast shit in a pan or bowl, put a cherry on it, and make a white guy eat it. The name relates to the fact that there are lots of soft serve ice cream shops on the southcoast - Since most shit tends to be soft, the bowl of feces is meant to look like a chocolate ice cream sundae with a cherry on top. Whatever guy is beatdown, pawned or owned, then gets it "served" to them as the Coup De Grace. Made famous in the city of New Bedford, MA.
Seamus was disrespecting the crew, so we gave him a helping of SouthCoast Soft Serve, and now he doesn't talk shit anymore!
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The art of unloading a steaming pile of loose stool onto the chest of your partner. Similar to other fecal sex acts such as the Cleveland steamer, the Japanese Soft Serve is distinguished by the decorative swirl at the top of the wet mound. Accomplished by means of a quick and succinct circular hip rotation with a strong finishing clench, more experience users are able to reproduce various intricate designs. Equated with the art of Bonsai trimming, many followers find a deep and zen-like connection to their art. An erotic delicacy in many Asian and South Asian cultures, the high fiber nature of the popular rice and grain based diet creates optimal conditions for the viscous discharge needed to consummate the dirty deed.
Bro, that Japanese Soft Serve we saw last night was inspiring...
Yeah Bro...
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The act of ejaculating into someone else's pants while the pants are not being used or are on the ground, and then they are promptly put on.
Dillon: Hey, will you hand me my pants?
Alex: Sure, here you go.
(Dillon puts on pants)
Dillon: DUde, why are they wet, warm and sticky?
Alex: Bitch, I just got you with a Swedish Soft Taco mothafuckaa!
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