Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened. Similar (but not identical) to the US version "that really takes the cake".
I know politicians are a bunch of lying fools, but that Donald Trump really takes the biscuit.
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The act of farting whilst walking up a set of stairs with one or a group of people walking behind you. The escape velocity of the fart will ensure that the pocket of noxious gas will remain at around head height therefore producing an instant and rather effective dutch oven affect.
You see the look on their faces? I just got them with a stair biscuit!
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Bukkake porn with a biscuit instead of a woman.
Oh, and in bukkake, the last guy to blow the load usually doesn't eat the woman. Unless it's cannibal bukkake. Who knows, that might even exist.
That must be one hot soggy biscuit.
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English slang for precisely 6:30 pm
โข"I'll see you at precisely 6:30, or as the English call it, gravedigger's biscuits."
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to expell gas while deficating.
My stomach kinda hurt so i went to the bathroom and baked an air biscuit.
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When a swimmer's goggles fall off in a race, and they have to swim with their goggles in their mouth.
Poor Sara got a sea biscuit when she was swimming the 100 fly.
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