dirty boat

Getting a blow job in the bathtub whIle you take a dump.

My girlfriend is down to do a dirty boat, but nor clean up after.

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boat beauties

Another name for shrimp cocktail. Most commonly used in West Virginia.

The best part of beach life is the boat beauties.

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shrimp boat

a short ugly girl who doesn't get any dates but does good in school. Usually turns lesbian after a while.

Paco: Why are all these little shrimp boats here?
Bronson: Idk, I guess we ended up in some lesbian club.

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Boat Docking

The act of placing the front on ones boat, inside the front of another boat. AKA crashing.

Those two punks are going to be boat docking soon if they arn't careful.

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U-boat

A lady's undercarriage - from vagina all the way under to buttocks.

Hannah, are you wearing a onesie?' - 'Hell yeah, dawg. It covers my whole U-boat.

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boat person

People who do not conduct themselves within the social norms.
i.e., as if they lived on a boat for a period in their lives when one learns how to interact with others in a non-awkward fashion.

-"why would he say something like that? He's so wierd."
--"totally awkward. what a boat person."

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Gravy-boat

Using a woman's cleavage to hold gravy (KFC is generally preferred), to use as a vessel for dipping food or body parts. Usually done in a large bath tub.

I used Stéphanie's cleavage as a gravy-boat for chicken and fries, and then dipped my dick in it to feed her some too.

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