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A man usually just with a chide.he is unliked and no one speaks to him.
He gets beat up every day by a boy called rasheed.
Willie is a gimp
Willie Williamson went to the shops
When you find someone extremely sexy, your penis jumps for joy.
“Oh mate, check her out, she’s a Willie Jumper for sure.”
“She made my Willie Jump last night.”
“He’s a Willie Jumper, I have no doubt in my mind.”
another term for a vagina, the muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals
ey up luv, can I have a dabble on your willy bin ?, I bet its a breath of fresh air down there
The process of wiping your own Shmegma upon another persons ear to recreate the famous “wet Willy”
“I just have Sonny a sick Shmeg-Willy and he cried”
When you have more deaths than kills
That Soldier 76 has willie stats
He filled my pie with willy custard.....I might have a bun in the oven 😂
A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.
When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.
You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.
Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.
Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.