An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green
Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
Someone who likes to lick/eat balls usually ones that are big and monstrous.
"Tiffany was tasting my balls last night, my balls felt so good!" "I didn't know Tiffany was a cabbage eater"
A female pubic hairstyle that is the inverse of a landing strip; the front of the pubic area is shaved while the sides and the lips are left hairy.
I was going to go down on widow Jones until I found out she's rocking an Amish Cabbage.
A scent of breath much like a rotting corpse or wilted, overcooked vegetable, incurred by smoking hookah and drinking massive amounts of liquor simultaneously.
Bob: Wow, that girl Shida sure has some cabbage breath.
Tim: Oh yeah, it's like that because she smokes hookah while drinking profusely and facebook stalking.
Bob: Yeah, I heard her personality is even worse than her breath.
To latch on to something that isn’t yours for the taking.
Hey I’m a cabbage on that last cupcake!
When you're having sex in a car in the front seat and when the guy gets off he catches it in his hand and throws it in the backseat so no one has to sit in the wet spot.
Yeah I'll give you a ride. Just if you don't mind the backseat cabbage we'll throw a blanket over it or something
Racist term for a white or half white itallian.
Hey Joey, you’re a honk honk cabbage!