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When two people squish their butts together while shitting at the same time.
Hey Charlie, that california omelet of yours gave me a dirty butt.
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1. A shit hole town where everyone knows everyone elses business. It is infested with mexican drug dealers and a bunch of lowlifes! If you like meth or any other stupid drugs, this is an excellent place to live! They have a great mexican place in town... Thats about it. O, and the nachos at Amaco are delicious after a long night out at Derringers bar!
You might be from California, Missouri if you are a mexican drug dealer or you do meth!
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What people say when they realize how much they wished they live in California.
Used by non-californians when jealousy turns to anger
Californian: Man we had 75 degree weather in November, sunny skies. Perfect Weather. Couldn't get better than this
Shivering non-californian: Man, fuck california
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A california ramstien is where a man lays a brick and wraps it in saran wrap and then puts it into a freezer. when the turd is well frozen it is forceivly inscerted into a womans vagina as though you are pleasuring her with a dildo.
Last night I totally gave sally the worst california ramstien of her life.
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Small village consisting of ass jacks and short dick fuck heads! Containing one celebrity know world wide for his acts of randomness shit. This fine individual is Allan Lutz. Weather he is driving a totaled trashed car or pissing the cops off getting kicked out of nic nac his entertainment is endless. There are also a few historic sites including village green a breeding ground for 14 year olds and proctor park where dildos transform dumpsters into boats.
Jimmy: I fucking hate California missouri let's move
Consuela: atleast we don't live in Tipton
Jimmy: good point
Consuela: we need more lemon pledge
Jimmy: bitch stfu
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thumb in butt other in mouth then switchem
oh baby i just gave myself the california switch i need a mint right???
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A field-workers paradise
Patterson California is a place with lots of fields surrounding it,and lots of field workers go there to work and never leave.
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