office candy

A female employee who appears to be smoking hot, but out of the workplace you wouldn't normally give her a second look.

Phil: I went for a few drinks in the city this weekend and saw Betty in a bar

John: man she is so fit, I would love to fuck her

Phil: Nah she's just Office Candy. She looked minging when i saw her the other day.

Or

Phil: I saw that fit girl from work out last night, but she looked rotton!

John: Yeah, shes just 'Office Candy'!

candy milk

The sweetened and colored milk that is left after eating a sugary, usually fruity, cereal.

After my breakfast, I always use my candy milk to take my vitamins.

carnage candy

The excessive gore and violence on tv, in the movies and covered in media. Also referred to as torture porn. carnage, murder, torture, death, torture porn, horror movies, monsters, maniacs, blood, flesh, mass shootings, stab, shoot, gun, knife, killer

I’m not a fan of the movies in the 2000s because there was too much carnage candy for me. I agree John.

candy clepto

Someone who steals candy everytime they go to their corner market.

Guy 1:Dude, did you see Joe steal those Now and Laters.
Guy 2:Yea, he's such a candy clepto.

snout and candy

Simply put; SNOUT AND CANDY 🍭

I LITERALLY can’t define it easier than that, like animal snouts or just regular snout I suppose combined with just candy (might be a sexual slang to it but who tf knows/cares ??)

Snout and candy is EXACTLY what it sounds like

Snout and candy is just,, snout AND candy

Who the fuck doesn’t know what snout and candy means??

Y’all literally overthink too much,

Example:

I went to the park and found snout and candy

snout and candy is usually pleasurable and usually harmless unless one’s tryna trigger J

snout and candy

Simply put; SNOUT AND CANDY 🍭

I LITERALLY can’t define it easier than that, like animal snouts or just regular snout I suppose combined with just candy (might be a sexual slang to it but who tf knows/cares ??)

Snout and candy is EXACTLY what it sounds like

Snout and candy is just,, snout AND candy

Who the fuck doesn’t know what snout and candy means??

Y’all literally overthink too much,

Example:

I went to the park and found snout and candy

snout and candy is usually pleasurable and usually harmless unless one’s tryna trigger J

snout and candy

Simply put; SNOUT AND CANDY 🍭

I LITERALLY can’t define it easier than that, like animal snouts or just regular snout I suppose combined with just candy (might be a sexual slang to it but who tf knows/cares ??)

Snout and candy is EXACTLY what it sounds like

Snout and candy is just,, snout AND candy

Who the fuck doesn’t know what snout and candy means??

Y’all literally overthink too much,

Example:

I went to the park and found snout and candy

snout and candy is usually pleasurable and usually harmless unless one’s tryna trigger J