carl john is a very nice,sweet,and loving person,he
likes to talk to his friend briony a lot.He's a big fan of cat and capybaras.Carl john may be goofy all the time but he's really smart and intelligent.
Carl john is a very attractive person.
Carl john music taste is the best.
Anal sex with an uncircumcised man who does not wash his dick. Very common in the United Kingdom, often recited as the reason British people have such horrible teeth. The term was popularized by the band Deftones in 2006
“Goddamnit, I gave a blowjob to a guy last night and it’s obvious he’s a hot carler, I’ve been puking since last night”
“That dude’s so filthy, the only sex move he performs right is hot carling.”
One hell of a ride. Carl’s Sister.
That bike is so smooth and the ride is so much fun, it’s like Carl’s sister. One hell of a ride.
A carl p. is a creature founded in Ohio which consists of a nose the size of the titanic ship. The creature is very gassy and likes to shit itself and give itself pink eye. It's hobbies include inting on League of Legends PC edition, and carrying in fortnite.
A Linux user. The most based individual you will ever meet. Only wears restaurant crayon colors and slays in computer class. Has very scary eyes. There is at least one of these at your school.
Martin Carl: The CPU of the Linux Minecraft server was very based on my Google Apple Samsung Pixel 5 Mac OS 64X+ Gamer Setup.
The felon cousin of the popular bowl moment foreplay. After the the forementioned bowl movement, one procedes to cover your partner in a tarp poisining them with thier own methane gas.
"Mike, are you still dating Jeni?"
Mike:"No! that bitch wouldn't wash my socks so I gave her the ol' Lethal Carl!"
Fearing men with foreskins due to their awesomeness.
He's totally Carl-Woodwarding that guy.