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Car blanch is J.C.'s bastardization of the French 'carte blanche'. Meaning: Unrestricted power to act at one's own discretion; unconditional authority
Usage: Rather than observe military custom and courtesy, J.C. chose to send an email, questioning the decisions of leaders, car blanch. In his email, replete with its own grammatical errors, he criticizes them for not checking grammar.
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A vehicular object used for transportation of people and goods, typically to Taco Bell.
Although generally burnt orange in appearance, various car-j’s have existed and manifest into existence routinely.
Famous drivers of car-js include Joe Pesci, Sam O’Lina Gnocchi (inventor of gnocchi), and Irving R Shyster.
Ask another question and I’ll hit you with my car-j.
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Females between 14-16 who will only date older guys so they have easy access to a car. These individuals are also known for flagging down such eligible males on the main street of a town following rejection from nightclubs; usually offering sex as opposed to cash for a run home.
What is it with young girls these days? They are such car queens. They'll get a shock if one of those guys turns out to be a paedophile.
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A car that could be used as an example of being ill conceived, poorly engineered, horribly modified or pitifully maintained. Often the manufacturer spent much more time and money trying making it look good, rather than making it reliable, and loaded it down with worthless convenience and luxury features so that people of low self esteem would buy it to try and impress their clueless neighbors and friends.
Hey man!I looked up piece of shit and there was a picture of your Cadillac! You have a reference car!
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Usually in rocket league (or real life for professionals); the act of putting one’s exhaust pipe in another’s rear bumper.
Instead of driving to work, I had car seggs. Yes, 3 people died but it was worth it.
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When you're sitting at a stop light and a truck/car next to you rolls back a little, you immediately STOMP on the brake even though you're not moving. Your brain thought you were moving forward because the other vehicle was moving back.
In traffic, a vehicle next to you moves backwards but really it appears you are moving forward so you freak out and brake even harder so you don't hit the car in front of you. You have experienced car vertigo!
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When u pull up next to a friend on the road and start chating from window to window
I had a car convo with Max today, I almost crashed.
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