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A practical joke in which someone is tied down and has their eyelids folded back. Then someone smears feces on the inside of the eyelids and folds them back down over the eyes. Subsequently, that person will now feel a burning sensation in their eyes and can now be classified as wearing "chocolate goggles"
"Quick, while Jake is sleeping, let's tie him down and give him some mad chocolate goggles."
"Why, oh why, did the person who gave me chocolate goggles have to have eaten at taco bell the night before?"
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The act of engaging in anal intercourse and the women defacates on the man's penis. Then, she sucks the feces of the man's penis as if it was a choclate bar.
Man: Hey, babe you want a chocolate bar.
Woman: As long as it is king size.
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The process of sticking your cock, finger, toe, tongue, nose, and/or fist, in a woman's (or man's if your into that kind of thing) anal cavity and heaving your whole body in a circular motion.
Steve gave Catherine/Carl a Chocolate Swirl that was so intense it tore a hole the size of a grapefruit that continuously bled and became quite infested with bacteria, fungi, crabs, yeast, and pubic hair; and discharge. Eventually leading to her/his sexual demise and rue.
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removing a shower head, adding some poop, and replacing it, person becomes a human chocolate fondue, cousin of the upper decker
After he found out his ex cheated on him, he gave her a chocolate fondue when he went to pick up his things.
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A ring of crap that gets stuck around your wrist after fisting someone's butthole.
I forgot to wash my whole arm after last night so now I'm sporting a chocolate wristwatch
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An old robust black man with a white beard and white hair
"He looks like santa"
"But he is black?"
"Yah he is a chocolate santa"
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a penis that has poop all over it
I just fucked my girlfriend in her ass, and now I can't get the damn shit of my winky!
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