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ok then ima tell you the story of hallownest. a long long time ago in a world of bugs, a enormous creature called a wyrm died. but this death was more like a transformation, cause from inside the wyrm, a bug emerged. he had the ability to grant minds to the savage bugs, making them conscious like us. they treated the wyrm like a god, many would call him the pale king. however as the pale kings kingdom known as hallownest expanded, they found that they weren't the only sentient bugs. to the east, they found a lush green area rules by a being known as unn. unn had created its own kingdom, but has grown weaker over time, and the pale king took his kingdom with ease, and made it part of a path to the heart of his kingdom, called greenpath. just below greenpath was the fungal wastes, inhabited by the mushrooms and mantises. the mushrooms had a shared mind, and accepted the pale king, deeming his abilities(such a foresight) a shield from the dangers of the future. the mantises weren't as receptive to pale king, but struck a deal with hallownest. in exchange for their independence, the amntises would keep the beasts of deepnest just west of them at bay. to the north of hallownest was a tribe of moths who worshipped a being known as the radiance. the moths would bask in the radiances light, but when the pale king came along, they decided to bask in the pale kings light instead, completely forgeting about the radiance and leaving her to die. to be continued...
ill be back probs when im bored in class
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that one kid that you noticed in your gym class and you suddenly start noticing they're in most of you classes.
most likely foreign or has an annoying nasily nerd-voice that you never noticed before but is suddenly bothering the hell out of you. or in some severe cases, they have the voice and the foreign-ness.
Guy 1: that gym class kid sounds like someone shoved a bee up his nose!
Guy 2: hey! that kids in my math class too!
Guy 3: Plus he's foreign!
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To add a touch of refinement or elegance to an otherwise seedy or unsavory location, grouping, or endeavor.
The crystal doorknobs in the dive bar really 'class up the joint'.
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The Upper Middle Class doesn't start at $60,000 household income. $60k per family is squarely middle class.
The upper middle class is better described as the professional or managerial class, and consists of mostly white collared professionals or successful small business owners. Typical professions in the upper middle class are biglaw lawyers, physicians, dentists, accountants, consultants, school principals, and engineers with managerial roles. Many have advanced degrees beyond college.
They tend to live in cities during their 20s, marry in their late 20s or early 30s, and move to wealthy suburbs with good school districts (education is highly valued) when the kids come. The political affiliations of the upper middle class vary greatly with age and region in the country.
Household incomes vary from $100k to $500k. Most upper middle class families still depend on salary and their day job to sustain their lifestyle.
In America, the poor thinks they are in the middle class and the middle class thinks they're in the upper-middle class, while the upper middle class thinks they're typical middle class Americans.
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An enlisted rank in the United States Army, Marine Corps, and Air Force that is above private and below corporal/lance corporal.
Private Smith was promoted to private 1st class.
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The sensation resulting from the over-consumption of alcoholic beverages after being unexpectedly upgraded to first class on a flight. The free nature of the beverage service causes the individual to consume more than he/she normally would in a public setting.
Boss: Tim, you seem out of it today. Experiencing jet lag from your trip back yesterday?
Tim: No Sir, I have to admit that I had a bit too much to drink on the plane. I'm experiencing the first class hangover...
Cheap Boss: I’m glad to see that you are putting the company’s money to good use... I better not see those drinks on your expense report.
Tim: Don’t worry Sir, you wont. The flight was overbooked and I received a free upgrade to first class. To maximize the value of the company’s money, I thoroughly utilized the services included with the upgrade...Jackass.
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Like Eddie's girlfriend wants to make love two or three times a day. Eddie's complaining that she won't leave him alone. His buddy says man, that's a high class problem.
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