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Masterbation, to Climb-a-clock-tower-and-pull-an-oozy. I.E. Jizz
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To "call it a day" at work so you can go party.
EMPLOYEE #1: Hey, dude, you coming to happy hour?
EMPLOYEE #2: Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!
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when you're woken by involuntary bowel movements in the early hours of the morning after drinking too many pints of guinness
Don't worry, I've set my irish alarm clock.
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1. Success obtained through dumb luck.
2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.
"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"
"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."
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When you stay up to 12:00 PM in the next day.
How to preform a 'till the clock says FM:
1. Wake up before 12:00 PM (noon)
2. Consume energy drink of choice. (You will want to do this step. Trust me.)
3. Pull off an all-nighter
4. Stay up 'till 12:00 PM in the next day where sleep deprivation will most likely change PM on clocks to FM and FM on radios to PM.
I pulled off a 'till the clock says FM. It was brutal.
I was super tired when I tried to do the 'till the clock says FM.
I preformed the 'till the clock says FM +12 hours. AM stays AM on clocks.
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To be overly excited about something.
Are you ready to do a show? Hell yeah! I'm wound up like a 10 day clock!
This clock is a cube shape and beeps.
Sony dream-machine 1989 clock radio: beep beep