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covid missed one

Something you say or yell at or about some nimrod whose existence in the universe is a net counterproductive event.

As I drove past this nimrod who was on his cellphone in the left lane of Interstate 25, driving ten miles below the speed limit, I shook my head and muttered "covid missed one."

by BadDogSprocket September 11, 2022


The Anti-Covid day

the Anti-Covid day is the day we celebrate Covid-19 vanish from this earth on January 5th of 2021 (this is a joke by the way)

It's the Anti-Covid day, so now I can celebrate however the fuck I want covid 19 to be gone, FUCK YEAH!

by FunnyNumbers69and420 January 1, 2021


COVID-19 Karen

Does not believe in wearing masks
Thinks that COVID-19 is a lie made up by the government (even though there is proof of thousands of deaths)
Verbally abuse doctors and nurses
B*tch
Shames people who hoard TP and sanitary products

"I walked by a COVID-19 Karen and she ripped the face mask off of my face"

by Pauciloquent Pterodactyl June 16, 2020

11πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


COVID 19

A Virus that is basically the fucking flu

Girl: I got my COVID 19 test back last night it came back as Positive

Boy : Dint worry it’s just the flu

by QUACKITY S1mp October 26, 2020

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


COVID-19 VIRUS

Another name for TB (Tuberculosis); a physical ailment, disease or virus claimed to be unknown or new in our modern world; a war and rumors of wars propagated by our govt to subdue our intelligence and independence with the fear of the unknown, the threat of the incurable, the Claus of controlling the masses with powerful suggestion and harvesting the people with medical mortality to keep population down.

The progress of the COVID-19 VIRUS has limited our freedoms and our constitutional right to pursue happiness; Rumors of statistics reported many deaths and hospitalizations, as well as many different variants "discovered", however, it seems, there is no evidence of so many fatalities reported. Yet, the FDA (Food&Drug Administration) with their scientists, labs and medical professionals have successfully poisoned the public with vaccine requirements to be able to work, attend school and enjoy outdoor activities/entertainment. *ORIGINALLY, the VAX was promised as one-time only, but after that one-time shot was administered a few months later, BOOSTER VAX became required also. * AND SINCE THE PUBLIC HAS BEEN VAXXED, THERE'S AN UPTICK IN EXTREME VIOLENT BEHAVIORS AND CRIMES, PEOPLE GOING CRAZY AND OUT OF CONTROL SEEMS OBVIOUS LY TO BE THE AFFECT AND OUTCOME OF THIS SO CALLED VIRUS'S VAX SIDE EFFECTS.
Go Figure...

Regarding the pandemic COVID-19 VIRUS existence: "Don't believe Anything you hear, and only Half of what you see"! Read up on Tuberculosis in The Prescription For Natural Healing 2004 edition: the authors predicted an epidemic of TB was going to explode and kill many people by the 2022 year!
THE FEDERAL GOVT EMPLOYEES ARE NOT REQUIRED TO BE COVID-19 VAXXED...?

by DeepThrowWitDancer May 28, 2022

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Covid jab fag

That kind of homosseuxal individual who thinks taking a Covid jab is and sexual experience.

Look at John. He made a song about being vaccinated for Covid-19. Also, after taking the jab, he made a tattoo about it. What a Covid jab fag hi is.

by Booty_hunter May 30, 2021

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Life before covid

For some, life before covid was going good. Then the covid 19 virus overtook the world and everyone on the planet had their lives change. No sense in looking back we just have to look forward and work together to help others. There is no separate race, we're all part of "THE HUMAN RACE".

Life before covid is in the past. Lets all just love one another and make the future of world a better place to live. That's what God wants.

by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

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