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A very attractive young man. A much more attractive boy than Leonardo DiCaprio.
Sam is a cracked walnut
when you want to have sex with David Bowie and just wish you was his wife but you can´t because he is dead and was married to Man
I really feel like an cracked actor lately
any crack or orifice that contains stincky body crud. such as toenail crud, bum crud, or poon crud
man that chick must have over 400 crud cracks.
Crack dealers like all drug dealers offer you a free taste of their product to get you hooked on its effects. Now everyday products are being referred to as crack because of its popularity or consumer reception causing a buying frenzy. Recently I even heard the use of "crack sample" being used to refer to the offering of intimacy by a newly formed couple to entice the other person (or spouse) to accept requests or allowed to be manipulated by the offering of the "intimacy crack sample"; very similar to being "whipped"!
Example 1:
Joe BagOfDoughnuts: "Hey Johnny don't worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. If you don't like it its free anyway"!
CrackHead Johnny: "OMG that crack sample was da' bomb, I need more"!
Example 2:
Johnny Wishbone: "holy cow that dude hangs on her every word"!
Fred: "she must of given him a crack sample and he's working for more"!
Example 3:
Seamore: "holy cow Shimmy Sham those Justin Bieber tickets are selling like crack"!
Shimmy Sham: "too bad they're not giving crack samples away"!
A primary means of transportation for crackheads and/or Puerto Rican’s. Typically seen as a cheap ass bicycle with a motor fastened to it. Known to short out at red lights.
Ramon just flew by on his crack rocket again!
When a fellow person is bent over and his or her shirt is too far up as well as their pants are too far down. Therefore showing posterior crackage complete with a living bear of fur in between said buttocks
Damn dude Chris's ass be cracking
When you call someone’s phone a bunch of times at 3 a.m., usually intoxicated but not always sometimes they’re just bored. The person on the other end usually doesn’t answer at all, because, well, they’re asleep...
Demi: I’m bored and can’t sleep, I’m gonna call Chris a bunch of times and see if he wakes up.
Sarinah: NO! Don’t crack dial Chris again because he’ll block your ass so quick.