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Writer and composer of the "Numa numa song", also known as Dragostea din tei, and ex member and founder of the band O-zone. Dan now succesfully pursues a solo carreer under his own name and a europop project where he is named "Crazy Loop". He is the son of TV host Ludmilla Balan.
Dan Balan is the most famous man from Moldova.
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Term given to someone who possesses no jewlery.
Since Marino never won a superbowl, he doesnt have a superbowl ring.
Can also be used to describe an older single woman.
"That fool is broke, he's Dan Marino"
"That chick doesnt have a ring on that finger, she's a Dan Marino"
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When you shit in your hand then finger a girl
She's a freak bro she even let me give her a dirty dan.
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Dan Starkey is a little small cute boy who’s voice hasn’t dropped yet and he’s usually 5”0”
If you know a Dan Starkey you will know he’s actually really nice but pretends to be mean so he looks cool
If you know a Dan Starkey he’s a cool lad and just plays XBOX all the time
Dan Starkey is cool
Dan Starkey is not a weirdo
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A person who despite the situation will always remain in a goofy, ready to bool mood. they are pure comedy gold and will always make you laugh no matter the situation. No matter who you are, they will manage to crack your humor code and make you have the best time. Their comedy is boosted when accompanied by a Huntiewestside, raising their gooney attitude and boolery to the next level, almost on par with Shaggy's godly power.
"Yo, did you meet that kid Luke, he was so funny, I think I pissed myself from laughing so hard."
"Nah, that isn't Luke, thats Dirty Dan."
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•The Origin story•
This rare greasy creature is bred in places most people call a complete shit hole, Dan Forbes after being rejected by his dad then later joined a jungle tribe called “pedos’R’us” and has one of the lead roles as prince of nonces but god forbid he disagrees with the king dominic croal because if he disagrees with the king the king brings out his toys that he uses on stig, Dan Forbes got sent to nonce inprisonment because he got caught in the hospital moterboating all the babies and fingerblasted one to death and after he got out he 69’d his sister (who is 4), and to this day he approaches kids under the age of 6
Man: “yanno that pedo-prick dan forbes who went on a mass moterboating spree at a Fukin nursery....yeah he’s at it again fuck sake”
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