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don't be a butt fuck

When someone is acting worse than a jack off.

Hey Henry, don't be a butt fuck. Right now, your acting worse than a jack off.

by Relic8 February 22, 2011


Don't make a village

When your friends or family being cringy asf and you want to say "Don't be cringy" in other way.

*your dad is flirting with waitress*
-Don't make a village dad!

*your friend is being cringy in public*
-Don't make a village bestie.

by Sweetstrawberry16 March 10, 2021


don't publish this definition

you see? you see the dumb crap the urban dictionary editors will actually publish instead of real definitions?

don't do it. don't publish this definition. it's fucking useless. fuck you.

urban dictionary editor: Let's see here, we have a real and possibley helpful definition and one talking about some guy's random ass friend named James. Hmm which one should we allow on the urban dictionary. Hmm i'm gonna say the useless one about some guys random ass friend. Fuck the real and useful definitions right guys!

a bunch of dumb fuck urban dictionary editors: YEAH!

by BenderIsGreat3000 August 28, 2018


nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is

Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."

by von groovy September 15, 2019


I don't know?

The common phrase that expresses confusion.

What time is it? I don't know?

by Nugget_In_A_Biscuit July 25, 2019


don't fuck with cats

the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!

Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023


Don't Shave December

Don't Shave December follows the same rules as no shave November, just in December.

Yo it's Don't Shave December, don't shave.

by JM⭐ December 1, 2020