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When you nut in a girl and then proceed to punch her in the stomach as hard as you can until the nut oozes out of her like a jelly donut.
My girl wasn't acting straight so I gave her the jelly donut.
When you’re waiting for your car to warm up, and you decide to eat your significant others asshole to warm up.
Dude the car was taking forever to warm up, and she was getting impatient so I gave her a frozen donut.
It's when a guy ejaculates in a circurlar motion (like a donut) in a girls hair while they are asleep. Once they wake up, the "glazing" will be hard.
After having sex with my girlfriend, I decided to give her a Glazed Donut for a sweet morning treat.
Combining the words:
"Newfie": a Canadian derogatory term indicating dimwittedness, based on the stereotype that people from Newfoundland are unintelligent.
"Donut": A proper donut requires a rear-wheel drive car, and is achieved by flooring the gas pedal with the steering wheel cranked all the way to one side, and the tires on a slippery surface.
A Newfie Donut then is a donut done in reverse, as necessitated when a car only has front-wheel drive.
His little four-banger only had front-wheel drive, so he wanted to do a Newfie donut, so he popped it in reverse and floored it.
hotdog is a penis cuz it's loooong 8======>
donut is a vagina cuz there is a hole in the middle (o)
-male (hotdog) and female (donut) private parts
Man1: I love to fuck donuts....
Woman1: I love to fuck hotdogs 8=======>
Lesbian Woman1: I love to fuck hotdog + donut :)
the most luscious donut concieved by man! usually a filled donut with the creamy filling skeeted right in... kinky!
hey essay let me tell smthin to chu eh? yo down for some skeet donuts today essay!?
a bloody vagina and/or menstrual period
I hope my girlfriend gets her crimson donut soon. She has the worst PMS ever.
I'm going to f**k you until you have a crimson donut.
I got my crimson donut, I'm not pregnant!!!