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When Two Males Use there Penis Heads to touch the other head
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Gebus: Dude Those guys over there dragon kissed
Joe: Thats fucking gay
Joe: (yells) A THOSE GUYS DRAGON KISSED
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receiving oral sex from two people simultaneously.
Man...we went out last night and found a couple hookers...my buddy got a double dragon!
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After last nights meal, I released the wet dragon from its chambers.
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After smoking alot of weed the smoker still breathes smoke afterwords
"Dude last night i smoked like 4 grams and i still had dragon mouth an hour later"
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When youre getting a hummer and right when youre about to blow........smack her on the back of the head to make your load come out her nose.
Gobble gobble , smack .....Achew!!!!
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Having sex with an ugly chick during a dry streak just to get your bird wet.
sometimes you gotta be slaying dragons before you can save any princesses.
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The act of being on top of some sort of rooftop, mid way of a shit and swinging the poo out of the anus, off of the roof, letting it fly away and yelling, "HOLY SHIT, ITS A BROWN DARGON!"
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guy on roof - "HOLY SHIT, ITS A BROWN DARGON!"
guy on ground witnessing - "Yo Dave! Did you see that brown dragon land beside me?!"
15👍 8👎