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when some one takes a rip from a bong, and there is still milk-looking smoke in the bong.
"Bro, you didn't finish your hit- drink your milk son"
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Consuming large quantities of black semen from a swolen scrotal sack.
I was on this work cruise, and there were so many pairs of balls in my face! All week long I was drinking from a coconut!
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the act of not being able to drink untill 21. something invented in california by some fucked guy with a 2 inch cock. i think im speaking for everyone under the age of 21.
getting pulled over by a cop:
"where are you girls going" "heheheh back home" "step out of the car please and recite your abc's" "fuck you dick head" "ladies are you aware the drinking age of 21 cock sucking law?"
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monster energy drink is a drink that thousands of people enjoy. that doesn't mean you have to like it. a lot of people drink it because its the" cool" thing to do but people also drink it because they enjoy the taste or are looking for something to give them a little energy. but no monster is not a life style so don't try and act like its your whole world. its just an energy drink (even if its like the best tasting drink u ever had)
P1: i love monster energy drink!!! i would die without it!!! (don't do this)
P2: i like monster energy drink it is very refreshing (this is accepted)
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a drinking game played with the song by the police. girls drink on "roxanne," guys drink on "you don't have to put on the red light." gets you good and drunk pretty quickly.
"oh, it's roxanne! i love this song!"
"let's play roxanne, the drinking game. we need to get trashed!"
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Generally speaking, a big boy drink is an alcoholic beverage that is served in a rather large cup (like, say a big gulp cup) and is usually mixed with hard alcohol and a soft drink.
Bryan wanted to fix himself a big boy drink before last night's Halo session, but, unfortunately, he was out of Mountain Dew.
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There are seven stages of drinking which are:
1. Sober Stage - no alcohol, no buzz, no fun.
2. Drinking Stage - when you first start to consume alcohol, little to no buzz, starting to have fun.
3. Party Stage - the ideal stage of drinking, at this point you feel a good buzz, have lots of fun, and still retain most of your motor functions and speech skills.
4. Drunk Stage - A couple drinks after the party stage where you either start to get beligerant, or you start to want to not move out of your chair, you are no longer buzzed you are just plain drunk, there can still be fun to be had this point, but the fun starts to turn bad.
5. Puke Stage - A few drinks after the drunk stage, where your body feels the need to purge the alcohol you pumped into it, this is almost always not fun unless your buddies are there cheering you on.
6. Pass Out Stage - When you've consumed so much alcohol you can no longer do anything but sleep. This stage is not for the person passing out, but can often lead to many strange and hilarious jokes being played on such person. People have been known to skip stage 5 and go straight to this stage, others have gone through stage 5 during this stage resulting in stage 7.
7. Death Stage - when you drink so much you get alcohol poisoning and die, or you pass out and choke on your own vomit.
Damn Garth you been through 6 of the 7 stages of drinking
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